Birdsite Archive 2015-12

Stefanie Janine Stölting · December 1, 2015

RT @ftrain: after 20 years of being told that web programmers aren’t real programmers it’s weird to learn that code in cars is garbage

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 07:52:37 +0000 2015)


RT @RabbitMQ: ICYMI: RabbitMQ 3.6.0 RC1 is released https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rabbitmq-users/LXpf4IHgkKE

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 07:54:47 +0000 2015)


RT @Flyingmana: A reminder, i will be at @bephpug tomorrow and answer questions about #magento2 Any special questions already i should prep…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 07:59:42 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresmen: Twenty Questions for Donald Knuth http://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=2213858

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 08:02:45 +0000 2015)


RT @bephpug: One of our talks for today had to be cancelled - any last minute stand-in who likes to step up? =)

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 14:07:06 +0000 2015)


RT @bephpug: \o/ @derrabus talks about “Development with External Dependencies” at tonight’s @bephpug - http://www.bephpug.de

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 16:40:57 +0000 2015)


RT @ModernSQL: MariaDB 10.2 plans to add support for window functions. https://mariadb.com/kb/en/mariadb/plans-for-10x/

Is MariaDB going to be more modern than MyS…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 17:21:48 +0000 2015)


RT @jim_mlodgenski: PostgreSQL Studio 2.0 is out http://www.openscg.com/?p=4577

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 17:28:24 +0000 2015)


RT @linuxhiker: O.k. my fundamentalist friends (I love you all) but you could learn from this: http://news.yahoo.com/pope-says-fundamentalism-disease-religions-041229589.html

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 21:47:51 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresql_007: http://www.cybertec.at/en/products/agg-parallel-aggregations-postgresql/ … we are proud to announce multi-core aggregations for PostgreSQL. make more than just one CPU …

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 01 21:48:52 +0000 2015)


@Xof I wouldn’t trust them and the shop would be on the no place where I buy list

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 02 08:24:00 +0000 2015)


@Flyingmana @bephpug Thanks evaluating this.But the question was is magento faster when PHP7 compiled against it than using packaged PHP7

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 02 08:27:50 +0000 2015)


@Flyingmana That’s what @rasmus said about his tests on magento, afair it was magento 1

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 02 10:54:53 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresmen: Have you tested Postgres 9.5 already?

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 02 11:52:57 +0000 2015)


RT @PostgresSupport: “AGG”: Multi-core aggregation extension for #PostgreSQL is out now! Let multiple CPUs do the work! Free download: http…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 02 11:53:57 +0000 2015)


RT @BestSQL: @wizardctp @apatheticmagpie we just wrote an article on setting up #postgresql using #ansible here http://bit.ly/1lVGML8 Fee…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 02 11:54:29 +0000 2015)


RT @DataSciFact: “Data lake” sounds more sophisticated than “data sock drawer.”

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 03 08:07:54 +0000 2015)


RT @michaelpq: #postgres has a new regression test suite. It allows far more complex test scenarios. http://git.postgresql.org/gitweb/?p=postgresql.git;a=commit;h=1caef31d9e550408d0cbc5788a422dcb69736df5

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 03 08:08:59 +0000 2015)


RT @credativDE: Neu in #PostgreSQL 9.5: Block Range Index (BRIN.) Mehr dazu in unserem #credativ Blog: http://www.credativ.de/blog/postgresql-95-block-range-index-brin

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 03 08:18:48 +0000 2015)


RT @svensonst: Wer Flüchtlingsheime ansteckt, kommt davon. Aufklärung von #rechtegewalt? Fehlanzeige. http://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2015-11/rechtsextremismus-fluechtlingsunterkuenfte-gewalt-gegen-fluechtlinge-justiz-taeter-urteile https://t.co/…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 03 10:45:38 +0000 2015)


@Europarl_DE @Europol Unfug, noch mehr Daten von zu 99,9999 % Unschuldigen zu sammeln ist einfach nur ein undemokratischer Generalverdacht

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 03 13:56:19 +0000 2015)


RT @ora2pg: Version 16.1 of #ora2pg is out! See what’s new at http://ora2pg.darold.net/news.html

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 03 17:30:20 +0000 2015)


RT @PostgresSupport: Official press report for AGG for #PostgreSQL (in german): http://www.it-press.at/presseaussendung/IKT_20151203_IKT0002/oesterreichisches-unternehmen-entwickelt-erstmals-multi-core-unterstuetzung-fuer-postgresql Feel free to #share and #spread! #t…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 03 17:37:35 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Craig Ringer: When are we going to contribute BDR to PostgreSQL? http://postgr.es/p/3gR

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 04 05:41:47 +0000 2015)


RT @Pinboard: San Bernardino suspects smashed their cellphones with a hammer to evade forensics. Therefore we need to legislate hammer-proo…

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 04 08:00:16 +0000 2015)


RT @GBartolini: Great article by @craig2ndq “When are we going to contribute #BDR to #PostgreSQL?” #multimaster #pglogical @2ndQuad http…

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 04 08:04:03 +0000 2015)


RT @glynmoody: insane #PNR https://twitter.com/JanAlbrecht/status/672473758385479680

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 05 08:47:53 +0000 2015)


@ManfredWeber @EPPGroup Die Geheimdienste hatten genug Infos, um die Anschläge in Paris zu verhindern. Sie haben einfach versagt.

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 05 08:52:07 +0000 2015)


RT @Anchel: Oh come ON, Apple! You always claim you are the first at making everything, but this is TOO MUCH of a stretch! https://t.co/RUK…

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 05 19:28:57 +0000 2015)


RT @PhilVacca: Bidirectional Replication is a game changer for #PostgreSQL. Many kudos to @2ndQuad for their continued efforts! https://t.c…

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 05 19:30:05 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresmen: PL/Lua is an implementation of Lua as a loadable procedural language for PostgreSQL https://github.com/pllua/pllua https://t.co/o…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 06 07:46:55 +0000 2015)


RT @jamesoreilly: “Defiant Japan to kill 300 whales”-such nonsense-imagine South Africa announces killing 300 elephants for “research” http…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 06 07:56:01 +0000 2015)


RT @webmink: I just e-mailed Apple PR asking for the supporting information Apple’s claim to be the first open source company. Waiting expe…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 06 07:57:45 +0000 2015)


Da will man bei #Sanifair in @dresden um 18:02 für Geld auf Toilette und man darf nicht. #Servicewüste Deutschland

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 06 17:07:16 +0000 2015)


RT @MahmoudRamsey: Dutch pranksters read Bible passages to people on the street, trick them into thinking they’re from the Quran. https://t…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 06 20:26:34 +0000 2015)


RT @magnushagander: First registration for this years #fosdem #pgday was me (testing). Second was Tom Lane. Let’s open the floodgates! http…

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 07 18:23:43 +0000 2015)


RT @ascherbaum: Last chance to submit your talk for #PostgreSQL #FOSDEM PGDay and devroom: http://fosdem2016.pgconf.eu/ - deadline is Monday!

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 07 18:24:42 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresmen: pgModeler ($8.50-29.99 for binary, but OSS at Github), PostgreSQL Database Modeler http://www.pgmodeler.com.br/ https://t.co/X…

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 07 18:25:57 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Artur Zakirov: Dictionaries and PostgreSQL FTS http://postgr.es/p/3gZ

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 08:09:39 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Umair Shahid: Creating a PostgreSQL Service on Ubuntu http://postgr.es/p/3gV

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 08:10:13 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Peter Eisentraut (@petereisentraut): Check your pg_dump compression levels http://postgr.es/p/3h1

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 08:20:09 +0000 2015)


RT @IstBERinBetrieb: nein

Jubiläum! #BER ist heute genau 1500 Tage verspätet!

Auf die nächsten 1500 Tage!

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 08:20:45 +0000 2015)


RT @NYTArchives: On this day 35 years ago, John Lennon was killed outside his apartment building—he was 40. http://nyti.ms/1ONN4rE https:/…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 17:31:13 +0000 2015)


RT @MarkusWinand: What’s better to solve [performance] problems: adding complexity removing complexity

Most “solutions” try to solve it by…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 17:52:20 +0000 2015)


RT @Felicea: Die #AfD so: Wir sind absolut für Meinungsfreiheit. Solange es die richtige Meinung ist.

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 17:54:16 +0000 2015)


RT @shadowcat_mst: MongoDB Inc. makes a sensible technical decision, Mongo users fail to understand, freak out: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/mongodb-32-now-powered-postgresql-john-de-goes

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 08 22:03:04 +0000 2015)


RT @fuzzychef: best quote: “At least you can count on the PostgreSQL community to innovate around NoSQL, which they’ve been doing for years…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 06:39:12 +0000 2015)


RT @michaelpq: Meet the newest member of the #postgres community: MongoDB, Inc. http://www.databasesoup.com/2015/12/meet-newest-member-of-postgresql.html

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 06:39:43 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Josh Berkus: Meet the newest member of the PostgreSQL community: MongoDB, Inc. http://postgr.es/p/3hg

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 06:40:30 +0000 2015)


RT @ascherbaum: MongoDB will use PostgreSQL under the hood for BI - and MongoDB user go crazy over this.

And PostgreSQL folks can’t refra…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 08:17:15 +0000 2015)


RT @terrorobe: OH: “ElasticHurt” #scalable #distributed #full_pain_search

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 10:38:10 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresmen: User Story: Why Compose uses Postgres and Chartio to Analyze their Mongo data (and how you can too) — Chartio Blog https:/…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 11:28:49 +0000 2015)


RT @migueldeicaza: Great interview with @mattblaze. My favorite quote, worth repeating everywhere is below. http://www.politico.com/agenda/story/2015/12/crypto-war-cyber-security-encryption-000334 https:…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 21:17:24 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Jim Nasby: MongoDB’s BI connector? Postgres! http://postgr.es/p/3hl

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 09 21:18:00 +0000 2015)


@craigkerstiens @postgresmen Partial updates will be available in PostgreSQL 9.5, see http://michael.otacoo.com/postgresql-2/postgres-9-5-feature-highlight-new-jsonb-functions/

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 10 06:15:07 +0000 2015)


RT @Crad: Just tagged 0.1.0 of Mikkoo, a #PostgreSQL PgQ to #RabbitMQ relay: https://github.com/gmr/mikkoo - it’s up on pypi, check it out :)

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 10 06:23:52 +0000 2015)


RT @SwiftOnSecurity: The most important part of being a SharePoint admin is not living near a bridge.

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 10 08:02:37 +0000 2015)


RT @sheeshee: database query usability: how well can a USER work your database? (analytics point of view): https://blog.modeanalytics.com/best-database-for-analysts/ #mysql #…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 10 18:32:56 +0000 2015)


RT @MarkusWinand: Need something to read over the holiday season? What about “Readings in Database Systems, 5th Ed.” https://t.co/CFxFDydSv…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 10 18:35:17 +0000 2015)


RT @FioraAeterna: a small fact that many non-experts often misunderstand: the primary purpose of parallelism on GPUs is to -hide the latenc…

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 11 07:51:03 +0000 2015)


RT @peterbe: If you like doing \d or \df in psql, here’s how you can do the same with a SQL select query http://www.peterbe.com/plog/select-all-relations-in-postgresql #postgres

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 11 16:51:55 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Shaun M. Thomas: PG Phriday: Postgres-XL and Horizontal Scaling http://postgr.es/p/3hr

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 12 10:46:26 +0000 2015)


RT @C_Emcke: “Als wollte Berlin sich weniger als “arm, aber sexy”, sondern vor allem als “offen, aber inkompetent” präsentieren.” https://t…

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 12 11:36:55 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: ORDER BY is not necessarily slow. You can use an index to avoid the sort operation entirely. http://is.gd/H7Gvet https…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 07:55:46 +0000 2015)


RT @calestous: Surprise: School tolerant of anti-vaxxers suffers massive chickenpox outbreak http://slate.me/1RgmR6I

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 07:58:16 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: RDBMS Genealogy http://www.hpi.uni-potsdam.de/fileadmin/hpi/FG_Naumann/projekte/RDBMSGenealogy/RDBMS_Genealogy_V4_Bild.jpg

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 07:58:47 +0000 2015)


RT @MarkAgee: A town that is not cartoon Springfield rejected solar farms for the following reasons http://www.roanoke-chowannewsherald.com/2015/12/08/woodland-rejects-solar-farm/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link https://t.co/yK…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 08:02:21 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Comprehensive comparison of MySQL and PostgreSQL: http://www.wikivs.com/wiki/MySQL_vs_PostgreSQL

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 09:53:42 +0000 2015)


RT @ChristinaS20: Erst Perspektiven im Herkunftsland zerstören und dann beschweren, wenn die Menschen zu uns kommen. #soistEuropa https://t…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 09:59:09 +0000 2015)


RT @elie: Probably the best Visual Representation of SQL Joins. A must have - http://bit.ly/1NK6i0l #dev #SQL

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 18:12:35 +0000 2015)


RT @riscfuture: Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediacons…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 13 18:14:55 +0000 2015)


@alvar_f @ascherbaum @sefi99 Die Krankheit klingt verdächtig nach #katholibanismus

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 14 20:40:26 +0000 2015)


RT @sefi99: #cdupt15 Delegierter aus BW fordert Schluss m Abtreibung, dann gäbe es auch keinen Fachkräftemangel, Zuwanderung sei nicht nöti…

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 14 20:40:37 +0000 2015)


RT @pgconfde: Most of the #pgconfde 2015 slides are now online: https://wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/German-Speaking_PostgreSQL_Conference_2015

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 15 05:58:26 +0000 2015)


RT @MarkusWinand: Want SQL performance training?

Your options:

  • I visit your company: http://winand.at/services/kick-start-package
  • 1:1 online training: http…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 15 18:19:21 +0000 2015)


RT @petervgeoghegan: Okay, now there are no #postgres 9.5 open items at all: https://wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/PostgreSQL_9.5_Open_Items. Expect only an RC1 this side of the h…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 16 05:54:39 +0000 2015)


RT @uhoh_itsmaciek: Tip: database-agnostic SQL is an anti-pattern. Make the most of what your database offers. https://twitter.com/SQLPerfTips/status/676974363745361920

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 16 07:57:04 +0000 2015)


RT @pgxn: pg_fkpart 1.2.1 released by miredo: http://pgxn.org/dist/pg_fkpart/

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 16 08:07:26 +0000 2015)


RT @whitequark: if you press backspace 28 times in GRUB, it ‘gives you root’ (drops you to a rescue shell http://hmarco.org/bugs/CVE-2015-8370-Grub2-authentication-bypass.html

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 16 11:58:36 +0000 2015)


RT @michaelpq: #Postgres 9.5rc1 has been marked in git. Just a few days until its official release… http://git.postgresql.org/gitweb/?p=postgresql.git;a=commit;h=8abb52fa2971e16844d2a3e61b92fa347dc49d45

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 16 17:35:39 +0000 2015)


Help Beethoven arrange his masterpieces in today’s #GoogleDoodle https://g.co/doodle/7vvfnb

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 17 05:33:02 +0000 2015)


RT @GIFs: http://ministryofgifs.org/post/135357387737

media/677452931709460480-CWZYdPtUAAEcRk1.mp4

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 17 11:39:00 +0000 2015)


@postgresmen I still prefer #dbeaver http://dbeaver.jkiss.org/ it is Open Source and does work like a charm

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 17 17:35:13 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Have you ever had a query that was slow even though it used an index? Here is why an index … http://is.gd/uNlLoo https…

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 05:15:42 +0000 2015)


RT @Oldtimerin: Erst wenn der letzte Programmierer eingesperrt +die letzte Idee patentiert ist, werdet ihr merken, dass Anwälte nicht progr…

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 07:18:06 +0000 2015)


RT @MSF_Sea: Nobody puts their child on a boat like this for a chance to buy a bigger TV #safepassage

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 11:35:34 +0000 2015)


RT @magnushagander: PostgreSQL 9.5rc1 is out. And just in time for Christmas! http://www.postgresql.org/about/news/1631/

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 14:47:32 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Hans-Juergen Schoenig: Join pruning – Cool stuff in PostgreSQL http://postgr.es/p/3hK

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 17:00:46 +0000 2015)


RT @andywingo: the fastest way to deploy a new vulnerability is probably to report an old vulnerability and make people update. make u think

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 17:01:19 +0000 2015)


RT @renard_0: Ouch that hurts, but so true. #mongoDB

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 17:03:59 +0000 2015)


RT @ishaantharoor: omg this is amazing https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/677871578281984002

(Originally on Twitter: Fri Dec 18 21:00:21 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Joe Celko - former SQL standard comittee member - reviews our book: http://www.i-programmer.info/bookreviews/21-database/5077-sql-performance-explained-.html

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 10:03:05 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: How to write a CV http://geek-and-poke.com/geekandpoke/2011/1/27/nosql.html

Leverage the NoSQL boom.

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 10:06:32 +0000 2015)


RT @tqbf: By default Telegram stores the PLAINTEXT of EVERY MESSAGE every user has ever sent or received on THEIR SERVER.

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 10:12:25 +0000 2015)


RT @eulerto: @postgresql 9.5.0 will probably be released on Jan, 07. Time to finish up your tests. http://www.postgresql.org/message-id/20706.1450460549@sss.pgh.pa.us

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 10:16:05 +0000 2015)


RT @MarcosBL: Pair Programming

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(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 15:09:08 +0000 2015)


RT @EnterpriseDB_DE: Parallelität wird Realität in #Postgres http://ow.ly/VYF45 #EDB #Blog

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 15:11:11 +0000 2015)


RT @damienmulley:

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 15:11:35 +0000 2015)


RT @BBassem7: 5 mins after your birth, they decide your name, nationality, religion & sect & you spend rest of ur life defending something …

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 15:12:24 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Alexey Lesovsky: PgCenter 0.2.0 Released. http://postgr.es/p/3hO

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 19 15:14:56 +0000 2015)


RT @evgenymorozov: How many neoliberals does it take to change a lightbulb? 3: one to privatize the grid, one to celebrate darkness, one to…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 20 13:33:43 +0000 2015)


RT @Xof: Putting server executable code into a browser cookie is an idea so stupid it would have never occurred to me to say, “Don’t do tha…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 20 13:38:09 +0000 2015)


RT @tapoueh: Oh I want to try that patch! http://git.postgresql.org/gitweb/?p=postgresql.git;a=commitdiff;h=d854118c8df8c413d069f7e88bb01b9e18e4c8ed

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 03:50:59 +0000 2015)


RT @EnterpriseDB: Download this webcast & listen as Bruce Momjian reviews the new features in Postgres 9.5 http://bit.ly/1NGe7ji #os

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 03:56:00 +0000 2015)


Today I’m giving a talk about #PostgreSQL : #nosql as not only SQL at Backend Berlin: http://www.meetup.com/de/backend/events/227266159/

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 04:00:54 +0000 2015)


RT @jondot: new stuff in postgres 9.5 https://wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/What%27s_new_in_PostgreSQL_9.5 #postgresql

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 07:37:44 +0000 2015)


RT @fbaligant: “MySQL accounts expire by default after 360 days” RTFM before upgrading to #MySQL 5.7 http://www.fromdual.com/mysql-upgrade-problems

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 07:39:37 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresmen: Postgres full-text search http://blog.garage-coding.com/2015/12/18/postgres-fulltext-search.html

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 07:39:49 +0000 2015)


RT @postgresmen: PostgreSQL with different I/O schedulers PostgreSQL Addict http://blog.pgaddict.com/posts/postgresql-with-different-io-schedulers via @fuzzycz

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 07:42:06 +0000 2015)


RT @swannodette: One weird trick that works when you don’t like a programming language - don’t use it, talk about something more interesting

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 10:34:11 +0000 2015)


RT @jamster83: retweet if you can find the panda…and don’t be a lil shit and spoil it

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 15:56:26 +0000 2015)


Best in memory database ever, maybe they should implement it into #MySQL as supernew engine. https://twitter.com/MarkusWinand/status/678883308445564928

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 15:59:20 +0000 2015)


RT @valgog: Yet another brother of pg_view 🔮🐘🐘🐘🔬🔭 https://twitter.com/postgresmen/status/678839534864474112

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 17:16:25 +0000 2015)


RT @pgmodeler: pgModeler 0.8.2-beta and the updated user’s guide is coming! Until December 30 I want to make both avaliable! Stay tuned ;)

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 17:16:38 +0000 2015)


RT @lukaseder: Oracle database, say “ORA-00918: column ambiguously defined” ONE MORE TIME

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 17:17:28 +0000 2015)


On my way to Backend Berlin to give a #PostgreSQL talk about #nosql by a real database, see http://www.meetup.com/de/backend/events/227266159/?eventId=227266159

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 17:19:47 +0000 2015)


RT @rasmus: Those of you afraid of .0.0 releases (myself included) can safely forge ahead now. PHP 7.0.1 is out http://php.net/ChangeLog-7.php#7.0.1

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 17:20:35 +0000 2015)


The slides and the code used for my talk at Backend Berlin about #PostgreSQL Not Only SQl are on GitHub https://github.com/sjstoelting/talks/tree/master/no-sql-as-not-only-sql

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 21:23:57 +0000 2015)


Thanks @kaufDAteam for hosting #BackendBerlin with food and drink supply.

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 21:31:17 +0000 2015)


RT @dzennon: When a balet troupe has a flight delay

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(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 21:34:43 +0000 2015)


RT @old_sound: The Apollo Guidance Computer had only 2048 words of RAM, and you tell me your Docker wrapped go app is micro?

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 21:38:43 +0000 2015)


RT @petereisentraut: The history of replication in PostgreSQL http://ift.tt/1ELvTRV

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 21 21:40:04 +0000 2015)


RT @alvherre: 43 horas para reconstruir un puente http://www.t13.cl/noticia/mundo/trabajadores-chinos-destruyen-y-reconstruyen-puente-solo-43-horas. Acá, en 20 días re-pavimentan 2 cagones km (y ni han pintado)

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 00:00:24 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Christophe Pettus: Always Do This #2: ssl_renegotiation_limit = 0 http://postgr.es/p/3hR

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 07:47:36 +0000 2015)


RT @SICPQuotes: New programmers are saddled with “should I set this variable before or after that one” concerns which complicate & obscure …

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 07:49:05 +0000 2015)


RT @robertmhaas: Ah, the messages we write for commits we don’t intend to push anywhere! http://www.postgresql.org/message-id/E1aB9KY-0000gD-Lg@gemulon.postgresql.org #oops #git #postgresql

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 07:51:24 +0000 2015)


RT @Alex_Parker: Televised science fiction, 1963.

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(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 07:52:25 +0000 2015)


RT @campact: EU-Kommission versprach hohe Umweltschutzstandards für #TTIP. Geleaktes Dokument zeigt: Versprechen gebrochen! https://t.co/AO…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 08:06:11 +0000 2015)


RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Breaking: Microsoft bans all adware use of proxies/Winsock/MitM to inject ads. Violators will be marked malware. https…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 08:54:34 +0000 2015)


Me at Backend Web Berlin http://www.meetup.com/backend/photos/26629495/445334177/ during my #PostgreSQL talk

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 11:52:33 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Hans-Juergen Schoenig: Permissions: A little trickery http://postgr.es/p/3hS

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 12:13:06 +0000 2015)


There is a #PostgteSQL user group #Berlin meeting at 26th of January 2016 at the @pivotal office http://www.meetup.com/PostgreSQL-Meetup-Berlin/events/227391375/

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 12:16:26 +0000 2015)


RT @sqldaily: What do you struggle with most when writing #SQL?

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 17:59:20 +0000 2015)


That’s what you have to expect if you use #Oracle Java http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/12/22/ftc_oracle_java/

It implies, the job was done better by Sun, which I deny

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 22 22:01:25 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Optimizer — Glossary of DB terms http://use-the-index-luke.com/l/sql/glossary/query-optimizer-query-planner

Optimizers DON’T: • Optimize tables or indexes • De-obfus… https…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 04:41:08 +0000 2015)


RT @amirmc: Backdoors in backdoors should be called cat flaps.

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 04:41:45 +0000 2015)


RT @alvherre: el espíritu de la Navidad https://twitter.com/Calvinn_Hobbes/status/679380771908390912

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 04:43:47 +0000 2015)


#banksters at their best: Violating free speech with copyright. https://twitter.com/ArsTechnicaUK/status/679554287601594368

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 07:00:50 +0000 2015)


RT @ascherbaum: Unidentified Flying Object (UFO), with red laser targeting system, shot down over Asia.

Christmas is cancelled, sorry.

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 10:41:02 +0000 2015)


RT @DieTagespresse: Amazon entschuldigt sich bei Marcel Hirscher für missglückte Paketzustellung http://dietagespresse.com/amazon-entschuldigt-sich-bei-marcel-hirscher-fuer-missglueckte-paketzustellung/ https://t.co/iznmi…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 10:42:27 +0000 2015)


RT @BestSQL: via .@QedwardRobert 14 #UK #CIOs commenting on the use & benefits of adopting #opensource for business http://bit.ly/1ImhkJa…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 16:40:14 +0000 2015)


@SQLPerfTips @postgresmen You haven’t read the article, @k_jangra , haven’t you?

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 16:45:12 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Andrew Dunstan: json functions for dynamic field modification in plpgsql, including in triggers. http://postgr.es/p/3hX

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 18:06:06 +0000 2015)


RT @StarWarsProblms: Vader: I’ll teach you the Death Star’s power

Leia: By blowing up my planet?

Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint prese…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 18:08:29 +0000 2015)


RT @cakephp: CakePHP 3.1.6 Released http://bakery.cakephp.org/2015/12/23/cakephp_316_released.html This fixes several community reported issues. #CakePHP #PHP #OpenSource

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 18:10:15 +0000 2015)


RT @CPJTorres: @WSJ And what about the “American dream”?? :P

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 18:29:23 +0000 2015)


RT @slicedlime: Oh but it’s only metadata.

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 23 20:11:23 +0000 2015)


@LawSelfDefense @DiazSebastien Built a higher fence around the USA. That protects non US citizen. I don’t care if US citizen kill themselves

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 08:11:00 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Creating and reading execution plans. http://use-the-index-luke.com/l/sql/explain-plan

Covering: DB2 LUW, SQL Base, MySQL, Oracle, PostgreS… https…

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 08:15:33 +0000 2015)


RT @jaxlondon: Wild data – #NoSQL vs. #Postgres: http://bit.ly/1GUZWu9 #databases

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 08:17:38 +0000 2015)


RT @sintheticlabs:

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 08:20:07 +0000 2015)


@LawSelfDefense Nope, not a fake account. Better than a brainless robot.

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 13:57:14 +0000 2015)


@LawSelfDefense Lol, you call me a fascist and block me? Do you fear loosing a discussion with me?

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 15:15:13 +0000 2015)


@FlowersMicha @LawSelfDefense Thanks, I blame Android auto correction :-D

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 15:48:57 +0000 2015)


RT @pgconfeu: The schedule for #fosdem PGday and the #PostgreSQL devroom at fosdem has been published! http://fosdem2016.pgconf.eu/schedule/

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 16:31:25 +0000 2015)


@AlphaKruse @LawSelfDefense @DiazSebastien None. The attackers have been Belgian and French. It a home made problem in both countries.

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 16:39:55 +0000 2015)


@AlphaKruse @LawSelfDefense @DiazSebastien Part of the problems are guns, part is social problems

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 17:06:24 +0000 2015)


#illumination #Dortmund

(Originally on Twitter: Sat Dec 26 18:42:00 +0000 2015)


RT @DevrimGunduz: UPSERT on Postgres 9.5:

http://blog.andrebarbosa.co/upsert-on-postgres-9-5/

#PostgreSQL #postgres

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 08:38:46 +0000 2015)


RT @steveklabnik: I just realized that Duke Nukem Forever and Perl 6 are now released.

Help me, GNU Hurd! You’re my only hope.

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 08:40:22 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: SQL Server Performance Tuning Using Wait Statistics: A Beginner’s Guide http://www.sqlskills.com/help/sql-server-performance-tuning-using-wait-statistics/

Free PDF, ~40 page… https…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 08:47:09 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Functions used in index definitions must be deterministic: always return the same value for… http://is.gd/18e5Gj https…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 08:48:50 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Artur Zakirov: Fuzzy substring searching with the pg_trgm extension http://postgr.es/p/3i0

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 08:50:28 +0000 2015)


RT @netzpolitik: 12:30 live auf dem #32c3: @annskaja über den NSA-Untersuchungsausschuss. Lifestream: https://streaming.media.ccc.de/32c3/hall1/ #nsaua https:…

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 12:03:03 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Craig Kerstiens: Postgres 9.5 - The feature rundown http://postgr.es/p/3i1

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 20:45:03 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Visual JOIN Understand how joins work by interacting and see it visually http://joins.spathon.com/

(Originally on Twitter: Sun Dec 27 20:45:11 +0000 2015)


RT @apatheticmagpie: Women who changed science in 2015 (Wired UK) http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-12/23/women-in-science

(Originally on Twitter: Mon Dec 28 05:14:19 +0000 2015)


RT @newsycombinator: SQL Tabs – Rich SQL Console for Postgresql http://www.sqltabs.com/

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 06:30:12 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Ernst-Georg Schmid: More FORTRAN 90 like vector operations in PostgreSQL http://postgr.es/p/3i9

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 06:35:14 +0000 2015)


RT @cebe_cc: Very interesting resource on #PostgreSQL #JSON support. ACID #mongodb alternative :) https://github.com/sjstoelting/talks/blob/master/no-sql-as-not-only-sql/NoSQL-as-Not-Only-SQL.pdf by @sjstoelting

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 10:40:25 +0000 2015)


@cebe_cc @github There will be an extended talk about #PostgreSQL at @fosdem http://www.postgresql.eu/events/schedule/fosdem2016/session/1171-json-by-example/

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 10:47:48 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: Besides the columns, you can also pick the rows to be included in an index.

http://use-the-index-luke.com/l/sql/where-clause/partial-and-filtered-indexes

#PostgreSQL… https…

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 17:22:13 +0000 2015)


Hey @BVG_Ubahn Nicht nur das die U9 nicht am Ku’damm fährt, ihr bietet keine Alternative an = #unfähig

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 17:48:10 +0000 2015)


RT @JoeSondow: “In real life you won’t always have a calculator with you.” — math teachers in the 80s

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 17:57:54 +0000 2015)


@BVG_Ubahn Darum geht es nicht. Jede Menge ortsfremde stehen auf dem Bahnsteig und wissen nicht wie sie ihr Ziel erreichen können

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 18:01:13 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Abdul Yadi: BDR 0.9.3 and Index on Expression (Part 3 – Solved) http://postgr.es/p/3ia

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 18:02:28 +0000 2015)


@BVG_Ubahn Dann vielleicht mal den wartenden erklären, wie sie mit regulären Linienbussen ihr Ziel erreichen

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 18:12:58 +0000 2015)


RT @planetpostgres: Craig Kerstiens: My top 10 Postgres features and tips for 2016 http://postgr.es/p/3ib

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 18:20:52 +0000 2015)


RT @craigkerstiens: My top 10 features and tips for Postgres - http://www.craigkerstiens.com/2015/12/29/my-postgres-top-10-for-2016/ hopefully something new for most people in here

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 18:21:38 +0000 2015)


RT @bcrypt: Wow, #32c3 has HD livestream + HD video downloads available ~immediately. All cons should do this. https://media.ccc.de/b/congress/2015

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 18:24:44 +0000 2015)


RT @Roots_Action: Solidarity with the family of #TamirRice Take Action with @Roots_Action http://act.rootsaction.org/p/dia/action3/common/public/?action_KEY=11883

(Originally on Twitter: Tue Dec 29 18:54:44 +0000 2015)


RT @deray: #TamirRice.

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 30 04:53:28 +0000 2015)


RT @ArsTechnicaUK: Microsoft patents a slider, earning EFF’s “Stupid Patent of the Month” award http://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2015/12/microsoft-patents-a-slider-earning-effs-stupid-patent-of-the-month-award/ by @joemullin

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 30 07:39:57 +0000 2015)


RT @MMFlint: 125 yrs ago today the final battle in the genocide of the American Indians took place at Wounded Knee, with 300 mostly women&k…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 30 07:41:11 +0000 2015)


@Schmidtlepp Sie schaden auch finanziell, z.B. Rückgang von Tourismus in Dresden.

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 30 07:44:51 +0000 2015)


RT @craigkerstiens: Tomorrow’s Postgres Weekly may be the best one of the year, there’s still time to subscribe before it goes out https://…

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 30 10:51:37 +0000 2015)


RT @DevrimGunduz: R.I.P. Ian Murdock :/

http://venturebeat.com/2015/12/30/debian-founder-and-docker-employee-ian-murdock-has-died-at-42

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 30 21:24:20 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: A visual explanation why LIKE filters are slow http://use-the-index-luke.com/l/sql/where-clause/searching-for-ranges/like-performance-tuning

(Originally on Twitter: Wed Dec 30 21:28:05 +0000 2015)


RT @docker: The open source community is saddened by the loss of Ian Murdock; our hearts go out to his family: http://blog.docker.com/2015/12/ian-murdock/

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 08:10:03 +0000 2015)


RT @PostgresWeekly: Postgres 9.5 - The Feature Rundown: http://www.craigkerstiens.com/2015/12/27/postgres-9-5-feature-rundown/

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 08:11:29 +0000 2015)


RT @SQLPerfTips: The Really Cool NTILE() Window Function http://database-programmer.blogspot.co.at/2010/11/really-cool-ntile-window-function.html

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 08:17:35 +0000 2015)


RT @debian: Debian mourns the passing of Ian Murdock: With a heavy heart Debian mourns the passing of Ian Murdock, stalwa… https://t.co/…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 08:17:51 +0000 2015)


RT @mammothfactory: CUSTOMER: I want to see your manager ME: I am my manager CUSTOMER: What ME: I’m the secret king of retail. Welcome to m…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 08:18:28 +0000 2015)


RT @the_intercept: NSA cheerleaders discover the value of privacy only when their own is violated http://interc.pt/1Pxo20i @ggreenwald https…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 09:02:47 +0000 2015)


RT @pgmodeler: So I decided to postpone a bit more the release of pgModeler 0.8.2-beta. For those who can compile it check the branch 0.8.2…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 11:51:48 +0000 2015)


RT @webmink: Anne Frank foundation fights plans to publish diary online on 1 January http://wmk.me/1PygdaB ⟸Because copyright should live…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 12:43:37 +0000 2015)


RT @glynmoody: The human migration out of Africa left its mark in mutations - http://arstechnica.co.uk/science/2015/12/the-human-migration-out-of-africa-left-its-mark-in-mutations/ I love how humanity’s prehistory is t…

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 12:44:06 +0000 2015)


RT @michaelpq: pglogical released. Should look at that for no downtime upgrades… #postgres http://2ndquadrant.com/en/resources/pglogical/

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 12:45:42 +0000 2015)


RT @localshred: “A functional language is actively hostile to side-effects.”

@krisajenkins nails why FP matters http://blog.jenkster.com/2015/12/what-is-functional-programming.html

(Originally on Twitter: Thu Dec 31 12:47:40 +0000 2015)

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